Bhuddism

Bhuddism is commonly known as a the most peaceful of faiths. This is because during the quest for enlightenment which Bhuddists strive to obtain through practices such as meditation and channelling inner energies, as a side effect practioners accrue super powers like impossible strength, instantaneous self repairing of wounds and sword-like lasers emitted from the eyes. This negates the need for violence as no-one is stupid enough to challenge them.

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