The final stage in the process of cretinisation. In order to create a fully bastardised object, person or thing, up to 3 dozen eggs must be consumed.

Many universities offer a certificate of bastardisation for an amount of money, but these are not officially recognised, and should not be included on any C.V. for a sales or recruitment job for instance.

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