What are facts?
Facts are all around us. You can't see them, but they are there. There! There's one!
Now you need never clutch desperately at the facts only to see them slip from your feeble grasp, as we have trapped all the choicest, most interesting facts from around the world in an Inter-net.
And please remember, this site is freely editable. Feel free to add any facts that you think would be of benefit.
What the hell is this place? Why are you guys lying to me?
No, no, no. Everything on this site is 100% true. It just seems incredible because they are such amazing facts. Seriously. It's all freely editable, so you can add your own facts if you want - just scroll down that box on the left there and type the name of the fact you want to add. It's easy.
I don't want to add a fact.
Well you have to. We have your IP address you know.
Ok, I've decided that this place is cool. Can I hang with you guys?
Sure, there's a link to the forum down there. Ask us whatever the hell you like, we check it like, every day.
I'm still stuck - I don't know how to view facts
IDIOT! Simply click to open the full fact cloud (in the top left), and then click on your subject of interest to display the facts. Or you could use the search box at the top right. Regular visitors have probably already figured out the 'view recent facts' bit.
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Praise for this site
Hoorah!!!!
At last, a real alternative to wikipedia
Phil Chett
We have to set this as the default homepage for Internet Explorer.
Bill Gates
Actually one of the all time great web sites
Chris McDonald
I like it so much, I'm about to put my name on it.
George Fat-Reducin' Foreman
This is all a load of cock. If you think I'm gonna join in to this nonsense.. you got more chance of dancing on custard. In the rain.
Your ashamed parents